Two elder millennials who somehow tricked life into letting us spend our PTO gallivanting around the world with a dog.
We were not college besties. Same major, same friend group, even dated within said friend group (mistakes were made). We tolerated each other at best. Our friendship didn’t actually start until after graduation, when we were living on opposite coasts, working in the same male-dominated field, and calling each other to vent about coworkers who thought mansplaining was a leadership skill.
In 2019, we pulled off what we thought would be our once-in-a-lifetime trip: seven cities in Europe. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t once in a lifetime. Turns out travel is addictive, and now we always have something in the works.
These days, Emily is settled in the PNW, Kira’s on the West Coast, and we squeeze in as many adventures as adulting will allow. Enter Tilly: Emily’s adopted adventure pup, queen of finding the comfiest hotel bed, and now the true star of this blog. Because let’s be honest, everyone’s really here for the dog.
So welcome to Two Girls and a Tilly: big trips, mini trips, budget hacks, and dog-friendly everything. Basically, it’s what happens when two millennial women refuse to give up on travel dreams, even if they still bring snacks from home because airport prices are offensive.
I am also a diva. I thrive on keeping the humans guessing. Some days I demand belly rubs, other days I act like I don’t even know them. Consistency is boring; chaos is a lifestyle.
I hate squirrels. All squirrels. Every single one of them has been put on notice. My most iconic memory so far was the time a squirrel literally fell out of the sky and landed on my head. Yes, it was hilarious. Yes, it was also traumatic. Trees cannot be trusted. Eyes up, friends.
When I’m not fighting the squirrel agenda, I like to go shopping with my mom. But let’s be clear, I have very high expectations. Every shop owner and patron owes me treats. If treats are not produced in a timely manner, I will get an attitude. And trust me, my side eye is elite.
I love bike rides, car rides, hammocks, boats, trains, ferries, and basically anything that moves. If you’re sensing a theme, it’s this: I love to ride things. My legs shall not be used. Like you expect me to walk around on these walking legs? Who do you think I am?
I have tiny paws and a short nose. I am in no way considered an athlete, and please don’t mistake me for one. My specialties are snuggles, naps, sleeping, and expertly conning my siblings into giving me their food.
At 19 years old, which translates to about 133 in dog years, I have officially entered my retirement era. No more getting dragged around the country for me. Now, when Mom takes Tilly places, I stay with Grandma, who truly understands the nap game. She only wakes me up for treatos, and that is exactly the life I deserve.
The new kid can have the spotlight, but don’t forget who paved the way.